Season 4, Episode 11: "The Townie"
Eric: What's he doing here? Trying to recruit another virgin to use as your drug mule?
Damien: I'd ask 'are you available' but I have to run.
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Season 4, Episode 10: "Gaslit"
Eric: How are you feeling?
Serena: Betrayed. Thanks.
• Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Lily: Oh! Blair, Dorota. What are you doing here?
Blair: Just bringing a little tradition. I'm spending the holidays with Daddy and Roman in Paris. I figured since we usually spend this day together that, you know, um... Is Serena here?
We thought she was with you.
Blair: No, I haven't seen her since Chuck's party. She never came home.
Eric: Okay, alright. Now I'm worried.
Lily: Charles?
Chuck: She's not at The Empire.
Lily: Well then where the hell is she?
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Eric: Do we have relatives I don't know about?
Rufus: It's always a possibility.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 4, Episode 9: "The Witches of Bushwick"
Serena: Hey, why are you guys eating? I thought we were going to Sarabeth's.
Eric: Ah, we decided we could spread out better here. There's more room to work.
Serena: On what, your calculus homework?
Eric: Your love life. It's a little something called "Dan vs. Nate". We're here to help.
Elliot: And we brought protractors.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 4, Episode 7: "War at the Roses"
Eric: That's their biggest secret? I was expecting something a little bit more American Psycho. Not stabbing a homeless man, but at least feeding a cat to an ATM.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 21: "Ex-Husbands and Wives"
Eric: If you don't want to be a part of this family, no one is forcing you to stay.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 12: "The Debarted"
Jenny: I wouldn't have had to do it if it weren't for your smear campaign against me.
Eric: Which you totally deserved.
Jenny: Truce?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Jenny: So, what, you hate me, but you've been pretending to be my friend the whole time?
Eric: That's pretty much it, yeah.
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Jenny: Apparently you sabotaged me at Cotillion.
Eric: Excuse me?
Jenny: What? You don't have anything to say to me?
Eric: Your sweet potatoes are bland.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Eric: Sorry Rufus, but you can't really blame her. Our Thanksgivings usually end with french fries in a diner and someone being in a mental institution.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?"
Eric: Don't worry. The next time we take Jenny down it will be for real.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Eric: I promise, I'll never speak to her again ...
Jonathan: It's not about Jenny. It's about who you've become. I liked you because you were different from everyone else. You were smart, and you didn't need to prove anything to anyone. But now? I'm sorry, Eric, but it's over.
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Eric: Let it go, Jenny! It's over!
Jenny: That's what Blair thinks.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Blair: She can't get away with this.
Eric: She won't.
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Eric: It helps if you count out loud.
Jenny: Eric you don't have to be nice to me. I've been so awful to you and Jonathan.
Eric: True. But I'm a better person than you.
Jenny: Also true.
• Rating: 8.5 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness"
Jenny: Everyone gets egged on Halloween.
Eric: You didn't.
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Jenny: You know I have to act this way about school stuff. I'm still your friend. I'm still your sister. I just can't let the worlds get confused.
Eric: I'm not confused. I want nothing to do with you in either world.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Jenny: Can we agree not to say the word steps anymore?
Eric: I would like nothing better.
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Eric: She's still the same Jenny underneath. She just has to wear the mask for school.
Jonathan: That mask is becoming her face.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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