Season 4, Episode 11: "The Townie"
Nate: I'm out buying you some new clothes. I know you've been locked away for awhile, but no one's wearing orange this season.
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Dan: See I told you. Food is more delicious when you cook it yourself.
Nate: Yup. That's why we're going to end this experiment in middle class living and then call the housekeeper to clean up.
Blair: No way! I stuck my hand up a turkey's butt. You're not getting out of your job.
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Season 4, Episode 10: "Gaslit"
Nate: [to Dan] Maybe you just want to think that, because it's easier than the truth.
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Season 4, Episode 9: "The Witches of Bushwick"
Nate: Relax, man, girls know that when a guy says that during it doesn't mean 'I love you,' it means 'I love having sex with you.'
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Dan: Don't think this means I've been calling out your name in my sleep.
Nate: I haven't been writing Mrs. Dan Humphrey in my notebook.
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Season 4, Episode 8: "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Juliet: Nate, this isn't me. You know that.
Nate: How would I ever believe anything you say again?
Blair: Well you can believe the part where she does her own hair.
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Nate: Everyone your own age is mad at you so you're befriending the dean?
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Nate: Yo. Where have you been? You haven't been home in days.
Chuck: The New York Marathon was this weekend. Those women run 26.2 miles in under three hours so their warm-ups are key.
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Season 4, Episode 7: "War at the Roses"
Serena: We've witnessed the Waldorf-Bass wars firsthand. We know you both. You have nuclear capability.
Nate: Sooner or later one of you is going to press the other's button and we're going to end up with nothing but cockroaches.
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Blair: What is he doing here?
Chuck: What is she doing here?
Blair: And who brought the Avon Lady?
Nate: She's a court stenographer. And there's a notary on the way.

Nate: [to Dan] Yeah, yeah. I missed you too ... no hugs.
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Nate: Thanks for coming with me man.
Dan: No problem. I shouldn't have told you about the cotton swab thing. That was insensitive.
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Juliet: Okay, it says here that you both slept with Serena and Vanessa, and that Vanessa also slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair.
Nate: All that's on Gossip Girl?
Juliet: Yeah. She made a flow chart actually, which I have to say is very helpful.
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Dan: You guys haven't ...
Nate: No. I spent the night at her place, but I took a page from the ol' Humphrey playbook and we just talked and played Scrabble.
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Nate: Juliet and I have this nice little evening planned after the mixer. Got some nice champagne, new Matteo sheets ... and I'm hoping some recently purchased lingerie.
Dan: That's for her, right?
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Season 4, Episode 4: "Touch of Eva"
Nate: She found something. Eva is ... at least she was ... Chuck, she's a prostitute.
Chuck: Nathaniel, I may be nice but I'm still me. You think I didn't already know this?
Nate: Oh, I ... Of course. Look, I'm sorry. Just be careful, okay? Knowing Blair, she's going to try and out this whole thing at the party later.
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Chuck: Nate Archibald has his 'I hate to tell you this' face on.
Nate: Blair's been looking into Eva's past.
Chuck: Well we can't be too surprised about that, can we?
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Nate: I covered for you, okay? I think Vanessa bought it but you know I'm a bad liar.
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Nate: [to Chuck] Philanthropy? It's nice to see you ... nice.
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Season 4, Episode 1: "Belles Du Jour"
Nate: Well, I tried respectable.
Juliet: You were hurt.