Season 4, Episode 10: "Gaslit"
Jenny: I thought I could change and I didn't. So I think the best thing for me to do is go. And stay gone.
Blair: Thanksgiving without Jenny Humphrey. What fun would that be?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Blair: Are you willing to go double agent? Help me bring Juliet down?
Jenny: I wish I could. But you were right in banishing me.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Blair: How many times do I have to go Courtney Love on your ass before you get the message? I don't want you here.
Jenny: The girl on Gossip Girl's blast isn't Serena.
Blair: What?
Jenny: It's Juliet.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 4, Episode 6: "Easy J"
Dan: So much for Zen Jenny Humphrey.
Jenny: Come on, Dan. I just what needed to be done.
Dan: It's what Blair and Chuck would have done.
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Jenny: Blair, I'm just here for one day. I have an interview with Tim Gunn and if everything goes well then he'll write me a recommendation letter for Parsons.
Blair: Parsons is still in Manhattan is it not?
Jenny: Lower Manhattan. It's 100 blocks away from the Upper East Side.
Blair: Semantics!
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Season 3, Episode 22: "Last Tango, Then Paris"
Jenny: [to Nate] I get it, you and I are friends, you love Serena.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Chuck: If you want to leave, now is the time.
Jenny: You're not kicking me out?
Chuck: Some of them don't get the choice.
Jenny: I don't want to be alone.
Chuck: Neither do I.
• Rating: 5.9 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 21: "Ex-Husbands and Wives"
Jenny: I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Jenny: Really? That's it?
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Season 3, Episode 19: "Dr. Estrangeloved"
Jenny: Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 19: "Dr. Estrangeloved"
Jenny: So, what's step two?
Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Jenny: I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group.
Nate: Yeah, how are you not like 500 pounds?
• Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 18: "The Unblairable Lightness of Being"
Jenny: [to Nate] I didn't want have to be the one to tell you this. But Serena left with Carter.
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Season 3, Episode 17: "Inglorious Bassterds"
Jenny: [to Nate] It's just ... whenever I'm alone I can't not think of the other night, you know? It's just, you're the only one who gets what I'm going through right now.
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Jenny: The grilled cheese with truffles is really good, by the way!
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Jenny: [to Nate] I just thought you wanted to me have fun again.
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Jenny: I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 15: "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin"
Serena: Sometimes I wish I had waited for someone special, like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
Jenny: Dirty Dancing?
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Rufus: Dirty Dancing?
Jenny: Yeah, it's corny but it's kinda good.
Rufus: Come on. It's totally good.
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Jenny: Damien's my boyfriend!
Dan: You're 16, come on.
Jenny: Yeah, when you were 16 you were in love with Serena, and everyone thought it was adorable.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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