Season 4, Episode 8: "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Vanessa: Let me see, writing a paper on Hannah Arendt? Or a secret mission that might help me clear my name. Let me grab my bag.
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Juliet: Don't you see? They're all protecting each other.
Vanessa: This is what they always do.
Dean Reuther: I'm sorry. Who are you?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Vanessa: Face it, at the end of the day you're an outsider just like me. And if it's ever between one of us and Serena van der Woodsen, they will always choose Serena.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 4, Episode 7: "War at the Roses"
Dan: So I wrecked Blair's birthday and I betrayed Nate, I disappointed my dad. And as the icing on the cake I pretty much ruined his and Lily's anniversary.
Vanessa: Other than that, how was your night?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 4, Episode 5: "Goodbye, Columbia"
Juliet: What did you expect me to do? I had to protect myself.
Vanessa: You're right. You do.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 4, Episode 4: "Touch of Eva"
Dan: It's a really weird, embarrassing thing for a college guy to be admitting but ... losing Milo broke my heart.
Vanessa: I know. Mine too.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 4, Episode 2: "Double Identity"
Vanessa: Stop. Talking.
Dan: You know I'm not good at that.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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Season 4, Episode 1: "Belles Du Jour"
Vanessa: We're talking about Georgina Sparks. Her hair lies!
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Dan: Sorry, I'm so tired lately, Milo's been really colicky.
Vanessa: The fact that you even know what that means is scary.
Dan: You'd be shocked at what I know about breast milk, baby poop, and episiotomies.
Vanessa: Wow, do not mention her Geor-gina.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Dan: I'm so sorry about not calling, but there is a reason.
Vanessa: Is it because you've become a hoarder?
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Season 4, Episode 1: "Belles Du Jour"
Vanessa: I have to ask, as will Rufus - are you sure Milo's yours?
Dan: Of course he is. I mean I'm pretty... I'm pretty sure.
Vanessa: You didn't have a paternity test?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Vanessa: What other possible reason could there be in the God-I-Don't-Believe-In's Universe for Georgina Sparks to be leaving lingerie around your house?
Dan: Meet Milo. He's our son.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 19: "Dr. Estrangeloved"
Dan: I'm glad you got in.
Vanessa: You are?
Dan: Yeah, and hey, they also wished me the best of luck in my future endeavors. So, not a total loss.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 17: "Inglorious Bassterds"
Vanessa: [to Dan] I didn't know you were applying to the writing program. It's really competitive? There are only a few spots for NYU transfers? I hope you get in.
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Season 3, Episode 15: "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin"
Vanessa: [to Dan] By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Vanessa: Actually, The dorm is throwing this huge South Beach party today..
Dan: Great, I love parties.
Vanessa: And I'm going with Paul..
Dan: I love Paul!
• Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 12: "The Debarted"
Vanessa: Imagine if Serena had hit her head a little harder. Or the car rolled, or ...
Dan: Vanessa ... I love you.
Vanessa: [casually] I love you too.
Dan: [long pause] That's not the reaction I was hoping for.
Vanessa: Dan, sometimes when people are under emotional stress, they say things that they don't really mean.
Dan: Yeah. I think I read that somewhere.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Vanessa: Sorry for unloading, but I haven't had anyone to vent to since Olivia left to do Bitches of Eastwick. Have you heard from her?
Dan: Umm, no.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick"
Olivia: Vanessa, you're in love with Dan, and everyone here knows it.
Dan: Olivia, that's ... that's crazy. Come on.
Olivia: You know what, I don't have to put up with any of this. I quit.
Vanessa: Oh no you don't. I quit!
Blair: What's going on? Did you bozos have a threesome or something? [pause] Oh God! How stupid can you be? The third person's always supposed to be a stranger!
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?"
Olivia: Have you ever ...
Dan: Me? No. Have I? No. I ... No. Never. Have you?
Olivia: Once. But it was in a movie, so it doesn't really count.
Vanessa: Not me. No.
• Rating: 7.8 / 10 • Permalink
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